A Sneak Peek Into My Head

Well, hello there! Thanks for checking out my new blog. It has been mentioned to me recently that I should become a professional blogger or comedienne. I’m not so sure about the comedienne part because I’m utterly terrified of public speaking. The blogger part works for me because I tend to have a lot to say about anything and everything.

So I’m Shelby. I’m 29 and I currently live in Phoenix, AZ. I grew up as sort of a tomboy, so I love sports and crude jokes. I am a foul mouthed woman who tends to catch people off guard with my sharp tongue and quick wit (so I’ve been told). However, don’t let that fool you. I’m a woman who wants to love with her whole heart and find a man to experience some of that ‘Happily Ever After’ nonsense with. I love feeling feminine in makeup and heels, but I adore my jeans and Brian Wilson San Francisco Giants jersey just as much.

Here, I will discuss whatever I’m thinking about, whatever I’m feeling. There’s no point in holding back. To be honest with myself, I feel that I should be honest with you. One day, you may think I’m the sappiest girl in the world. The next, you may encounter a raging bitch. But this is me.

This is where you will learn about The Good, The Bad and The Shelby.